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Anatolian Corkscrew 

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
Anatolian Corkscrew by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

anatolia 

A Greek Godest.

One amoung them all.

Can be referred to as places in Greek.
"My young Anatolia"
"Anatolia my great"
anatolia by Annie_Alexas September 2, 2016

anatasia 

A Sexy Young Gun
Thats a sexy chick she be a anatasia
anatasia by lame-nigga April 18, 2014

anatolia 

the MOST beautiful girl you can meet. she is baddas, cool and hotter than ur mom. she has that amazing, cute brown eyes. she is the reason youre alive, the reason of your smile and laugh. this girl really cares and worries about you, she would never say any shits about you in front of others. she calls you by nickname she gives you. once she get into your life, you never get rid of her. you can tell her anything and she will always helps you, she just understands everything you tell her. anatolia is someone who would always be here for you, someone who is in your mind 24/7. anatolia is like your guardian angel, so keep that girl in your life forever, cuz she is really special. she is like the legendary loot you can get in game.
i just met timothee chamalets girlfriend.

so you met anatolia.
anatolia by leandreshotass November 23, 2021

anathalia 

Anathalia is a girl how is incredible in every way, she is smart, kind , funny , sweet, Hilarious and and sometimes can speak other languages like German she is super kind and funny you would be lucky to meet her or she’s really great friend and super loyal With a kind heart ,if you know her you know that she always has your back you were lucky to meet her
Person one: Who’s that?
Anathalia: hallo
Person two: she must be an anathalia
anathalia by Swimgirl77 December 2, 2017

pull a Natalia 

This is when the person does everything in their power to try there best! (like always ofc..)
I think you should just pull a Natalia on that essay title 'Intro to thinking', it looks miserable.
pull a Natalia by S.Seiya.mcd January 18, 2022