anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

by gavs February 21, 2008

Lick my Poopa Rimboy

Telling someone to "Kiss my Ass" but to the next level.

Some douche said my clobber was shite, so I told him to Lick my Poopa Rimboy!

by gavs October 26, 2017

LMP

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

by gavs August 16, 2006