anal driver

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008

Anal Driver

To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.

Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.

1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"

1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"

by redlineonhill February 23, 2008

anal diver

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.

He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

anal drive

The attraction from one man penus to another mans arse, and up and through every ventrical. It could also mean the drive right up the anus crack, and beyond.

Jim:"Ahhhhhhhhhh, i have got a hankering to anal drive you Bob".
Bob:"I guess it is what i always say, when in Rome".
Guss:"What the fuck are you talking about you two queers, we aren't even in Rome".

by Paul Mc D February 4, 2006

analdrive

analdrive - To have deep feelings to have mad anal sex.

Britney Spears Loves anal because her analdrive is at the max.

by erghiez October 12, 2004