anal crust 

The remaining shit left around the rim of the anus after pooping out a hard yet creamy poop.

Fuck man this anal crust is leaving a rash.

anal crust by jonny tsunami757 June 25, 2008

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster 

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster by erectism January 11, 2008

Crusty Anal Grab 

After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.

"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"

Crusty Anal Grab by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016

analcoustics 

The ability for one to sound completely audible with their head firmly planted inside the anus.

Joe Buck sounds so good calling baseball games because of his amazing analcoustics

analcoustics by Metsfans May 23, 2011