A practicing butt pirate
Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!
by butthead December 30, 2005
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Anal crusader is a man that fights for his relgionAnd is using his penis as a voilent weapon for his god! Also knowen as a butt rapist!
Anal Crusaders! all over the middle east! They gona use his sword of unholy goodness! and hes gona give you a anal orgasmas you walking in the black alley!!
by Todd wilson November 22, 2006
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A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.
by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019
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