an internet 

The phrase used by someone that thinks there are more than one internet

Hey Ryan, why don't we go get on an internet and buy some Cub tickets?

an internet by Frank Gifford January 11, 2009

An Internet's Worth

n. A hyperbole used to represent a large amount of something.

I'm downloading an internet's worth of porn over here, sweeet balls!

Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.

An Internet's Worth by Chris Redfield September 6, 2005

win an internet 

a term used on 4chan.org to show that the individual approves of a post, or it's contents.

"You, my friend, win an internet for Millia Hentai"

win an internet by Border Patrol Man January 3, 2005

Send an internet 

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.

Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?

Send an internet by RogerTango July 29, 2012

have an internet 

A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.

lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist

have an internet by Kraas October 17, 2008

Won an Internet 

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.

Congratu-fucking-lations, you Won an Internet, you can quit life now.

Won an Internet by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014

An Internectual

Someone who uses the faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively, in deep regard to matters of the internet or social media.

"Suzy is always on her smartphone or the computer, she is an internectual."

An Internectual by Jackthetipper October 20, 2013