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Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.
Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
Shelf on an Elf by TheDW December 19, 2013
AN UGLY BOY, HES IS FAT AND YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE HIM IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM YOUR SUCH A NOOB AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST EVEN A SECOND AN A HALF IM SORRY FOR YOU IF YOUR NAME IS ANELFY, ELEPHANT BOY
YOUR SUCH AN ANNOYING ANELFY
Anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
a hater that should back off, a fat and elephant boy that is annoying and every girl he asks out they rejected him because of his ugliness
YOUR SUCH AN ELEPHANT ANELFY
anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026