Skip to main content

amyschumered

Verb;
To make a joke that is incredibly unfunny and ruins an otherwise good conversation.
Or
To Completely butcher a Joke's punchline or delivery.
Woah you totally amyschumered that conversation, that joke was complete and utter shit and now im not talking to you anymore.

Damn you amyschumered that joke.
amyschumered by shrek5 May 12, 2019
Related Words

Amyschumer 

Amy ey-mee - a vial of amyl nitrate.
Schumer shoo-mer - N/A

A verb used to describe when an individual takes or uses without permission, a once famous or still famous individuals form of comedy. Rather then performing the original bit, it is dragged on for way to fucking long, and when it becomes awkward the void is filled with jokes about the individuals fucking barn pussy. Fuck you.

"Some low fucking shit amy dave chapelle hates you"
A simple way to use this in a sentence is. "Did you just AMYSCHUMER?" For example.

Friend 1: "Has anyone ever like.. blacked out.. and been awakeee when they've come out of it?.. it's kind of cool 'cause you're, like..a time traveller?"

Friend2: "did she just fucking AMYSCHUMER's Dave Attell?"

When the person(s) own personal comedy is being dragged on to the point of boredom and disgust. Usually because the jokes are about the person(s) genitalia. Or being ejaculated upon violently.

Friend1: "My boyfriend usually cums in mee... *short pause*.. He usually cums in me but someetimess you wannaa mix it up... Right you gotta have fun. We'll be having seex and then he'll ask my favourite question.. "wwheerree shoouuuld i cuuum." As a comic.. i wanna fuck around and be like IN THIS JAARR. And just like.. *autistic hand gestures*.."

As you can tell just by reading it.. if you made it to the end. It was borring. And just fucking awful..

Im over it.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026