Amyschumered

Based upon the comedian's emphasis on female orgasm, this word indicates when a woman has climaxed during sex.

That was the best sex ever. I totally amyschumered

Amyschumered by seanseymour September 7, 2019

amyschumered

Verb;
To make a joke that is incredibly unfunny and ruins an otherwise good conversation.
Or
To Completely butcher a Joke's punchline or delivery.

Woah you totally amyschumered that conversation, that joke was complete and utter shit and now im not talking to you anymore.

Damn you amyschumered that joke.

amyschumered by shrek5 May 12, 2019

Amyschumer 

Amy ey-mee - a vial of amyl nitrate.
Schumer shoo-mer - N/A

A verb used to describe when an individual takes or uses without permission, a once famous or still famous individuals form of comedy. Rather then performing the original bit, it is dragged on for way to fucking long, and when it becomes awkward the void is filled with jokes about the individuals fucking barn pussy. Fuck you.

"Some low fucking shit amy dave chapelle hates you"

A simple way to use this in a sentence is. "Did you just AMYSCHUMER?" For example.

Friend 1: "Has anyone ever like.. blacked out.. and been awakeee when they've come out of it?.. it's kind of cool 'cause you're, like..a time traveller?"

Friend2: "did she just fucking AMYSCHUMER's Dave Attell?"

When the person(s) own personal comedy is being dragged on to the point of boredom and disgust. Usually because the jokes are about the person(s) genitalia. Or being ejaculated upon violently.

Friend1: "My boyfriend usually cums in mee... *short pause*.. He usually cums in me but someetimess you wannaa mix it up... Right you gotta have fun. We'll be having seex and then he'll ask my favourite question.. "wwheerree shoouuuld i cuuum." As a comic.. i wanna fuck around and be like IN THIS JAARR. And just like.. *autistic hand gestures*.."

As you can tell just by reading it.. if you made it to the end. It was borring. And just fucking awful..

Im over it.

Amyschumer by Fuckamyschumer42069blazeitkill March 26, 2017

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019