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Amyschumered

Based upon the comedian's emphasis on female orgasm, this word indicates when a woman has climaxed during sex.
That was the best sex ever. I totally amyschumered
Amyschumered by seanseymour September 7, 2019
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amyschumered

Verb;
To make a joke that is incredibly unfunny and ruins an otherwise good conversation.
Or
To Completely butcher a Joke's punchline or delivery.
Woah you totally amyschumered that conversation, that joke was complete and utter shit and now im not talking to you anymore.

Damn you amyschumered that joke.
amyschumered by shrek5 May 12, 2019

Amyschumer 

Amy ey-mee - a vial of amyl nitrate.
Schumer shoo-mer - N/A

A verb used to describe when an individual takes or uses without permission, a once famous or still famous individuals form of comedy. Rather then performing the original bit, it is dragged on for way to fucking long, and when it becomes awkward the void is filled with jokes about the individuals fucking barn pussy. Fuck you.

"Some low fucking shit amy dave chapelle hates you"
A simple way to use this in a sentence is. "Did you just AMYSCHUMER?" For example.

Friend 1: "Has anyone ever like.. blacked out.. and been awakeee when they've come out of it?.. it's kind of cool 'cause you're, like..a time traveller?"

Friend2: "did she just fucking AMYSCHUMER's Dave Attell?"

When the person(s) own personal comedy is being dragged on to the point of boredom and disgust. Usually because the jokes are about the person(s) genitalia. Or being ejaculated upon violently.

Friend1: "My boyfriend usually cums in mee... *short pause*.. He usually cums in me but someetimess you wannaa mix it up... Right you gotta have fun. We'll be having seex and then he'll ask my favourite question.. "wwheerree shoouuuld i cuuum." As a comic.. i wanna fuck around and be like IN THIS JAARR. And just like.. *autistic hand gestures*.."

As you can tell just by reading it.. if you made it to the end. It was borring. And just fucking awful..

Im over it.
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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