1. A total, yet temporary, loss of memory, especially the "w" words: i.e. who, what, where and why which results from a massively violent sneeze.
Example: I was about to order that bitchin' rim out of the catalog when I nearly blacked out from amsneezia. All I remember was that about ten minutes later I realized I was staring into space and that my hands were covered with snot.
2. A total, permanent memory loss of the actual occurrence of the violent sneeze itself.
Example: I must have sneezed, because I feel dizzy, my sinuses are suddenly completely pouring out of me, my heart is racing and I'm higher than a kite on a full-on rush of histamines, but I absolutely don't remember sneezing.
Example: I was about to order that bitchin' rim out of the catalog when I nearly blacked out from amsneezia. All I remember was that about ten minutes later I realized I was staring into space and that my hands were covered with snot.
2. A total, permanent memory loss of the actual occurrence of the violent sneeze itself.
Example: I must have sneezed, because I feel dizzy, my sinuses are suddenly completely pouring out of me, my heart is racing and I'm higher than a kite on a full-on rush of histamines, but I absolutely don't remember sneezing.
by lesliewithkitties January 07, 2014
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

