Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.
1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!
by Sparty911 October 27, 2019
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