amfu 

assumption is the mother of all fuckups

X: no need to call him, he never got a car anyways.
Y: amfu!
X: ok, callin’ then. “Hey Z, got a car for the evenin?”
Z: hell yeah, got meself a brand new mustang!

amfu by daddy deezy January 8, 2009

amfufu 

1. Filipino word equivalent of the expression "son of a bitch! / holy shit! / what the fuck!". Often used in online game chats or forums. The word "amfufu" is often used / associated
a. in swearing, cursing, etc
b. downright disgust

but is also used as

a. a harmless expletive or
b. as an expression of surprise or admiration

2. Word origin
Possibly, amfufu is a product of the creative evolution of the phrase "anak ng puta" (son of a bitch).. "anak ng puta" became "amputa"... online game chat filtering of words resulted to creative modification and creation of new words to bypass the word filtering.. and amfufu is one of those created words.

1. swearing, cursing,downright disgust
(Online game chat, after superior player A killed low-level player B while player B is levelling up)

Player B: Amfufu ka! Noob lang kaya mo! (Son of a bitch! Noob-killer! Pick somebody your own level!
Player A: LOL! Noob!

2.a harmless expletive / as an expression of surprise or admiration
(Online game chat,after one player A showed off his upgraded weapon to player B)
Player B : Amfufu! Ang ganda ng sword mo! (Holy shit! Great sword!)
Player A : :)

amfufu by amfufudotcom February 17, 2008

amfuckingcredible 

the HIGHEST compliment possible. higher than incredible, amazing, and infuckingcredible.

that dress she was wearing was amfuckingcredible!

amfuckingcredible by KELLYN May 30, 2007