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american bear

A large hairy, sensitive gay man from America.
I'm looking for a cuddly American bear tonight to keep my bunghole warm.
by nemulov May 19, 2006
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American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010
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America's Beard

Mexico is America's beard.
by Aif January 27, 2008
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AmericanGearZone

The best place to purchase steroids if you are in the United States.
Visit AmericanGearZone
by AmericanGearZone January 31, 2017
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