Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.

Anglish by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Anglish

it is the potential name of a germanised english

because some people are not content with the outcome of english they are planing to take it to it's roots so they made Anglish

Anglish by gizamo760 May 21, 2018

Anglish

A person that has their own language that seems to be a derivative of the English language. Those closest to them will understand what they are saying but people from the outside looking in will be completely dumbfounded.

I speak Anglish Mutha Fucka! Not English!

Anglish by J.Luis March 18, 2019

anglish

Anglish is English but the romance languages are cut out like French and Latin and making it more Germanic

(youtube video: Anglish - What if English Were 100% Germanic?)

"what language is he speaking it sounds like poor-mans English"
"dude he is speaking anglish"
"W H A T T H E F U C K I S D A T"

anglish by w h a t t h e f e c c September 5, 2018

Ænglisc

The original form of English that is clearly superior to modern English. Ænglisċes ealde ġesċeap þæt is andġietlīċ betera þonne tōdæġes Ænglisċ. Hit ƿæs sprǣċ þæt ƿæs ealfela māra bileƿit, īeðe ond betera būtan stunt Niƿænglisċ mid eall þǣm Frenċisċes, Lǣdenes ond Crēcisċes ƿord.

Random person: Do you speak English
Ænglisċman: Ġēa iċ cann cƿeðe on Ænglisc, canst þu?

Ænglisc by Retardedmonkeypoop December 27, 2020

armenglish

armenglish is basically armenian words written with english letters but are actually armenian words.

Armenglish is also a phrase and/or a sentence that is moslty armenian words with english word(s) thrown in every so often.

English ................ Armenglish (armenian words using english letters)
hello .................... parev
how are you? ....... inchbes es?

armenian phrase with english words in the mix:
Car-eh Park uhreer? (did you park the car?)

armenglish by fryguy August 10, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026