Skip to main content

Definitions by Retardedmonkeypoop

The original form of English that is clearly superior to modern English. Ænglisċes ealde ġesċeap þæt is andġietlīċ betera þonne tōdæġes Ænglisċ. Hit ƿæs sprǣċ þæt ƿæs ealfela māra bileƿit, īeðe ond betera būtan stunt Niƿænglisċ mid eall þǣm Frenċisċes, Lǣdenes ond Crēcisċes ƿord.
Random person: Do you speak English
Ænglisċman: Ġēa iċ cann cƿeðe on Ænglisc, canst þu?
Ænglisc by Retardedmonkeypoop December 27, 2020