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The best human being you will ever meet in your lifetime. She is beautiful, kind, smart, and most of all determined. She will always try her best to get her way and will do anything for her family. If you ever see an Alyssa W. you should tell them they are amazing.
Raymond: woah There is a new girl in school named Alyssa W.

Ted: Holy Shit she already is a goddess.
alyssa W by poopyheadthisisajoke December 6, 2020
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alyssa white 

Is the most beautifulest girl in the world. She always knows how to make me happy. I'm so Lucky to have her. She has been through so much, but she still soldiers on and thats incredible. She is so sweet. I love everything about her. I will never leave her. To my darling alyssa😘

Alyssa Westwood

Alyssa Westwood is one sexy beast I would so much ILY BABES XOXO. So cute and down to Earth doesn't complain. HMU 🥺🥺🥺
Alyssa Westwood by BaldMartin69 September 27, 2021

Alyssa Westwood

Honestly looking back on my old definition I didn't really give Alyssa much justice. Alyssa is just an amazing person, all round amazing, from her bubbly personality or heart-warming smile. Simple as that. As beautiful as she is on the outside she is X10 more on the inside.
I mean she is cute but she's nothing compared to Alyssa Westwood.
Alyssa Westwood by BaldMartin69 April 5, 2022

Alyssa-weight 

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol
They're such an Alyssa-weight
Alyssa-weight by AVBAF May 27, 2017

alyssa wilcox 

a short, beautiful, funny, and supportive girl. it’s near impossible not to love her, and it’s for sure that lots of guys chase after her. although she may be quite in class, she opens up to her friends and treats them like her family. she knows just how to handle every emotion and is an absolutely amazing person.
dude 1: bro who’s that hottie?
dude 2: oh that’s an alyssa wilcox in its natural habitat.
dude 1: 🤭
alyssa wilcox by vbbabe March 27, 2019

Alyssa white 

She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.
Oh alyssa white just gave me a dirty look
That’s just her for u
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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