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A guy who is extremely unselfish, yet a extreme idiot. He isn't gay and likes girls. His crush friend-zones him like 99.99% of the time, but he has learnt to live with it. He hangs out with the coolest people, actually scratch that. He hangs out with his friends, and he isn't bullied but isn't the most popular kid either. He likes many people, and he lacks physical strength but behind his computer he messes with his one kid, and doesn't respect people's opinions either. In other words, he's an idiot that made friends. But then again, aren't we all?
UHHHHHH I HATE ALVEAR. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I LIKE HIM. SOMETIMES HE ACTS LIKE POO, BUT MOST OF THE TIME HE'S OK.
alvear by RunRunRun! September 9, 2021
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Alvar is the god of a cult named the Besterest of All and he should only be treated with respect and no mortal bieng could even think of chalanging him.
Bob: you wana join the Besterest of all? its a cult.
Steve: no it sounds stupid .

Bob: you have made a grave mistake
Steve*dies*
being defined as the a mighty Alvar is a honor you only have to be named Alvar
Alvar by bester_then_Charlie420 October 9, 2019
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The most gorgeous man to walk the face of the Earth. When you look at him, you'll be like "damn, how is he real?" He's good at tolerating his annoying friends though he sighs at them sometimes (or goes on Do Not Disturb). He loves spilling tea, but swears to always tell the truth while doing so. Though he's a bit obsessed with himself sometimes (or most of the time), is one of the nicest guys you could ever know. If you find an Alvaro, go on a pudding date with him sometime. It may lead to great things.
Wow, we stan the king of tea, Alvaro!
Alvaro by swatyees December 14, 2018

Alvarado tango 

Alvarado tango is a special sexual position, which can be executed when a man who is standing on his hands has sexual intercourse with a bent female partner.
I just pulled an Alvarado Tango.

Alvarado tango is the hardest position in contemporary Kamasutra to execute.
A loyal person who loves his girl very deeply , no one could ever match the love he gives to the girl he loves . An Alvaro could be very caring, once a Alvaro falls in love he will stay in love with who ever the special girl is . If you have an Alvaro that loves you keep him because that’s the best thing that will ever happen to you .
Alvaro... wait up
Alvaro by Xxxfacts...god March 10, 2019

alvaro romero 

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)
person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it
alvaro romero by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019
Alvaro - the most intelligent person you will ever meet, knows how to strike conversations, he can be quite the charmer, the best aspect of an Alvaro would be his giving nature, he often gives his all and even after keeps on giving. Alvaro's know how to treat a lady. Always a true gentleman, He is a great lover, a sexual being and will leave you wanting more.
Girl 1 : How was your date with Alvaro?
Girl 2: Fantastic he's a gentleman but an animal in bed