Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.
fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)
The action of making fake facebookbest friends to make ones self look popular. Extreme cases of Alizing involve commenting on profile pictures commenting "OH my god your sooo cutieeee <3."
Alizing Person: "Oh Josh commented on my photo again, he's like my best friend"
Skeptic:"...thats wierd the IP adresses match on his Facebook and yours..."
Commonly done in online arguments. Alting is using an alternate account to defend yourself in an argument. A trick used by people because they don’t want to lose an argument that has no significance over their life whatsoever.
User 1: You’re racist.
User 2: No. I’m not.
User 3(alt): BE QUIET YOU ROTTEN PEICE OF HOGFECES!
User 1: Shut up, you’re obviously alting.
Using an alternate account (alt account) in order to hide your identity so you can act like yourself but no one will know it’s you. Typically used if you are popular and don’t want people to know who you are.
Friend 1: Are you alting?
Friend 2: Yes, that way I can say shit and no one will know it’s me.
Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*