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Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.
fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)
altzing by sipukka December 31, 2015
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ten times better than amazing, epic, and/or majestic put together
wow, your so beautiful...you're alazing!
alazing by Xavi Franco April 2, 2007
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The action of making fake facebook best friends to make ones self look popular. Extreme cases of Alizing involve commenting on profile pictures commenting "OH my god your sooo cutieeee <3."
Alizing Person: "Oh Josh commented on my photo again, he's like my best friend"

Skeptic:"...thats wierd the IP adresses match on his Facebook and yours..."

Alizing Person: "well, we use the same computer!"

Skeptic: "Stupid alizing bitch"
Alizing by lookupandfindthesun June 25, 2010
Commonly done in online arguments. Alting is using an alternate account to defend yourself in an argument. A trick used by people because they don’t want to lose an argument that has no significance over their life whatsoever.
User 1: You’re racist.
User 2: No. I’m not.
User 3(alt): BE QUIET YOU ROTTEN PEICE OF HOG FECES!
User 1: Shut up, you’re obviously alting.
alting by wide cat August 5, 2021
Using an alternate account (alt account) in order to hide your identity so you can act like yourself but no one will know it’s you. Typically used if you are popular and don’t want people to know who you are.
Friend 1: Are you alting?
Friend 2: Yes, that way I can say shit and no one will know it’s me.
Alting by Kriskit December 31, 2023
Exhibiting behavior so lazy that it is beyond amazing.
I've asked him to do something 3x and it's still not done. His behavior is alazing.

It's alazing how little effort he makes.
Alazing by Rylacus March 12, 2024

rank alting 

Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
This guys rank alting what a looser!
rank alting by CO0p3r March 13, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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