altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka December 31, 2015

alazing

ten times better than amazing, epic, and/or majestic put together

wow, your so beautiful...you're alazing!

by Xavi Franco April 2, 2007

Alizing

The action of making fake facebook best friends to make ones self look popular. Extreme cases of Alizing involve commenting on profile pictures commenting "OH my god your sooo cutieeee <3."

Alizing Person: "Oh Josh commented on my photo again, he's like my best friend"

Skeptic:"...thats wierd the IP adresses match on his Facebook and yours..."

Alizing Person: "well, we use the same computer!"

Skeptic: "Stupid alizing bitch"

by lookupandfindthesun June 25, 2010

alting

Commonly done in online arguments. Alting is using an alternate account to defend yourself in an argument. A trick used by people because they don’t want to lose an argument that has no significance over their life whatsoever.

User 1: You’re racist.
User 2: No. I’m not.
User 3(alt): BE QUIET YOU ROTTEN PEICE OF HOG FECES!
User 1: Shut up, you’re obviously alting.

by wide cat August 5, 2021

Alting

Using an alternate account (alt account) in order to hide your identity so you can act like yourself but no one will know it’s you. Typically used if you are popular and don’t want people to know who you are.

Friend 1: Are you alting?
Friend 2: Yes, that way I can say shit and no one will know it’s me.

by Kriskit December 31, 2023

Alazing

Exhibiting behavior so lazy that it is beyond amazing.

I've asked him to do something 3x and it's still not done. His behavior is alazing.

It's alazing how little effort he makes.

by Rylacus March 12, 2024

rank alting

Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .

This guys rank alting what a looser!

by CO0p3r March 13, 2024