If you've typed this up, you are most likely either bored out of your mind, or attempting to find an unknown combination of letters. I congratulate you for typing this up, as it is a somewhat complex combination of letters.
alskdjfhgpmonibuvyctxrzewq, translating to "I'm so bored I'm about to actually fall asleep," is a term typed into ones computer whilst experiencing the most concentrated form of boredom known on the planet. It is typed by alternating between one side then the other on the middle row, then going from right to left, typing the top and bottom row (in that order) in a column.
"I'm not entirely sure if this is a word, but I'm very much alskdjfhgpmonibuvyctxrzewq right now."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.