Definitions by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le

e 

Somthing only said by snails.
If your frind says this lttr, thy ar a snail, and you should rport thm to th polic.

van, if you'r sing this, ys you ar a snail and you cannot dny that, also you'r gay and a furry fmboy.

Prson 1: e
Prson 2: What?!? You snail?!? H stabs him

e by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le May 9, 2024

Cisphobia 

Something that doesn't exist.

Basically just straightphobia which also doesn't exist but cis.

cisphobia isn't real

Cisphobia by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 11, 2024

zazamlmlaqaqlplpxsxsnknkswswkokocdcdbjbjdedejijivhvhvfvfhuhufrfrgygygtgt 

So, say that the first available left column is represented by 1, and the last available right column is represented by 2.
Available would mean we haven't covered all the letters in that column yet.

So, our pattern for the column we're on would be 121212 repeating.

Now, let's represent keys by the next numbers, so 3, 4, 5
3, on the first column left-to-right, would be Q
4, A
and 5, Z

We start on a 1 column, QAZ and type 5454, then a 2 column, PLM, and type the same.
We go back to our QAZ column and type 4343, and go to the 2 column, PLM, and the same.

We repeat this, so

ZAZA - 5454 on QAZ
MLML - 5454 on PLM
AQAQ - 4343 on QAZ
LPLP - 4343 on PLM

QAZ and PLM become unavailable, and we move on to WSX and OKN.

Then, the entire rest of the keyboard, coming in from both sides.

zazamlmlaqaqlplpxsxsnknkswswkokocdcdbjbjdedejijivhvhvfvfhuhufrfrgygygtgt has already been found.
Genuinely, how did you think of this? How did I think of this first?

zazamlmlaqaqlplpxsxsnknkswswkokocdcdbjbjdedejijivhvhvfvfhuhufrfrgygygtgt by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 10, 2024

azaqsxswdcdefvfrgbgthnhyjmjukilop

So, basically, go through the rows on your keyboard.
We'll call the very top 1, the middle 2, and the bottom 3

So in QAZ, Q is 1, A is 2, and Z is 3

Now follow this pattern for every row: 2321

So, QAZ becomes AZAQ

Once you get to a 2-letter column, just do 21, and for 1-letter, just do 1

I FOUND azaqsxswdcdefvfrgbgthnhyjmjukilop!!!

azaqsxswdcdefvfrgbgthnhyjmjukilop by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 8, 2024

qazqazplmplmwsxwsxoknoknedcedcijbijbrfvrfvuhguhgytyt 

i can't even describe how you got here

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qazqazplmplmwsxwsxoknoknedcedcijbijbrfvrfvuhguhgytyt by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 8, 2024

sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

sad beige mom by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

!? 

Called an interrobang, used to ask something while panicking

Can also be squashed together, from !? to ‽

Invented by Martin Speckter in 1962

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?

!? by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024