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alqissa is a raging beast with the hugest cock in the entire multi verse there is not end to his hotness reaches boundless levels Legend says he has the largest and juiciest booty in the entire world he will never be out ranked when it comes to his booty size.
Person 1: Hey, what's ur name?
Person 2: Alqissa
Person 1: Marry me!
alqissa by mamka tvoya August 24, 2022
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A best friend who is pretty and smart. She is shy, sweet and innocent. She is always there for you and will love no matter what. If you get to know her you will love her and enjoy her company. She is funny and weird in a good way. She is awesome! If you need a laugh go to her and if you need a shoulder to cry on she’s there. Just remember if you leave her you will regret it. So love her and appreciate her because she will give you a reason to everyday.♥️💝💗💖💘💓💞💕❣️💜💙💚❤️🧡💛 she is also loyal
It’s a wild Alissa
Alissa by goldqn.kyy October 25, 2019
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Alissa Mae 

A beautiful soul and an amazing sister who has always been by my side. Since we were little girls she has been my protector and best friend. Her loving smile makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside while her smart ass whit keeps you laughing for hours. I am blessed to call her my sister...for life!!!
someone I can let into my world without judgement....I can always count on Alissa Mae.
Alissa Mae by robynsag August 22, 2011
Alissa's are quiet... but when she does talk, she's very fun to talk to. Alissa's are extremely loyal and never ditch their friends. But, they get jealous easily. Alissa's are probably the best friends you can have.
Person 1: Who's your best friend?

Person 2: Her name is Alissa... duh
Alissa by iOSswagking#1yolo October 2, 2016

Alissa and Deon 

They are the cutest couple in the history of couples. They are so cute that everyone wants to be them, when they get in a couple. Deon is so beast, sweet, cute, and funny. But then Alissa is sweet, pretty, brave, understanding, amazing. So as a couple they are perfect for each other!
D'aaawwh that couple is so perfect for each other, they most be Alissa and Deon!
Alissa and Deon by Katylaman! February 28, 2011
Alissa is nice, but NEVER get on her bad side.
;p alissa
Alissa by eminemlovers1234 April 19, 2012
Alissa is a very nice person. She is also very beautiful and she's not a very social person. She only has a few friends, but that's all she needs. 100% not a cheater. Absolutely loves sports, but definitely not a dancer. She's very quiet at first, but once you get to know her she lighten ups your whole world. If she makes a mistake she will feel so horrible just remember, she will try not to hurt her loved ones in any way!
Alissa is a beautiful and kind human
Alissa by Ajidjdhdianejebrhij September 29, 2020
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