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Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring. If you get a Alonza, you'll definitely want to keep him.
"Damn, did you see Alonza?? He's soooo attractive!"
Alonza by Billygoat678 December 14, 2017
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Sexy black god among gods even wesley bows down whom is gods of gods but yet the master of the universe lluvia does not she does not bow to anyone
Oh my gosh he's such an alonza its so attractive.
alonza by lululluvia October 14, 2013
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Sporty,crazy,sexy.Amazing friend and loves football.1 in a million.

MOMO AND KSI'S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!
AlOnzA Is An AmAzINg FrIeNd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alonza by paula_likes_chocolate October 30, 2019

Alonzo F 

A lovely boyfriend with a sparkling personality. He is the most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on.
He is an amazing lover and always is caring and respectful <3

He is someone you would love to spend your life with because he is just simply amazing!

He sings to you in the car, and magically puts a smile on your face :o)
Gee! That man is such an Alonzo F!!

My boyfriend will never compare to Alonzo F! :C
Alonzo F by kirstynisradd August 15, 2011
Alona is someone who is smart and loves kid. She is also one of the best friends you can have. But if you anger her she will rage.
“I angered Alona and she went crazy.”
Alona by turtles34 November 26, 2017
Alona is a friendly but dont get on her bad side or it will be bad for you she is beautiful kind nice sweet and loving some times she is the bestist of friends i love my bestie
i love alona she is an awsome person
ALONA by lona_fella_girl June 4, 2019
You must mean allons-y, a word used by the Tenth Doctor Who. It's French, and means: "Let's go!"
Instead of alonzy, Dr. Who says: Allons-y! In one paticular episode he said he wanted to meet someone named Alonso so that he could say, "Allons-y, Alonso!"
alonzy by voidzero June 29, 2009
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