Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*

Gorillaz Almanac by Kaidice December 17, 2020

Farmer's Almanac

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

Farmer's Almanac by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Grays Sports Almanac

A book that made Biff Tannen rich in 1985

Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.

Marty: Party's over Biff, theres a little matter we need to talk about.

Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!

Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac

Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...

Grays Sports Almanac by bttfan1985 December 31, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026