allen wrench

An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"
by smarms September 04, 2005
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Allen Wrench

A penis; the male organ of copulation which also serves as the source for urinary excretion.
John was physically distraught after catching a rock to his Allen Wrench.
by wolfgang_cometh July 09, 2010
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Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself
Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.
by allenwrenching April 30, 2014
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