Alley Wrench

A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.

John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.

by wolfgang_cometh July 08, 2010

Allen Wrench

A penis; the male organ of copulation which also serves as the source for urinary excretion.

John was physically distraught after catching a rock to his Allen Wrench.

by wolfgang_cometh July 08, 2010