Alkan

A fuck boy that raps from his bathtub on soundcloud ,he thinks he's a legend, likes black girls.

did you see what happened when you have Ryan the AUX cord? Alkan off the beat, he spit hella.

by It'salkanyo February 9, 2015

alkan

a man that gets all the thots and beats his meat

one day i felt like being alkan

by akkakakakakakakak November 22, 2019

Alkan

A really sexy man, pulls all the girls, has a huge pp, and is super sexy and strong

Omg see alkan hes soo hot i wanna fuck him

by alkatrazz March 15, 2022

Alkan

A sexy man who pulls all the babes gets all the attention and has a huge package and is famous and loved by everyone and has insane drip and lots of bucks

Omg look its alkan hes so hot

Look its Alkan the most sexy popular man alive

by alkatrazz March 17, 2022

Hakan Alkan

A retard

Hakan just got expelled
Why?

He is a Hakan Alkan

by Charlie kress December 18, 2013

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007