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Aljalon, has gone through a lot in life In general but they still stand strong even if they don’t want too, they’re funny and interesting, they’re friend and family oriented, they can bullshit like a mfker could be a great public speaker

Maybe a bit manipulative but they often come from good intentions. Brings a wave of energy to a room that cannot be ignored, the friend you would need if you wanna jump off the walls with. Or if you want to obnoxiously talk about things
He is also nice and kind
“That Aljalon needs to relax
“But he’s fun?”
aljalon by Uwuuwuwuwuw March 1, 2022
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She is a gorgeous athletic girl. Hates when people criticize about her size. She is very insecure. But in the end she just wants to have a good time. She wants everyone to be happy even if she's not. She is the kindest, nicest, prettiest person you will probably meet.
Dude 1: Man Aijalon is gorgeous!

Dude 2: Aijalon is pretty as hell! I would bang her.
Aijalon by Keair August 18, 2013
A very unique way to spell the name, automatically making them "out of the norm", very random and mostly yelling half the time but out of hyperness not anger. Adventurous and always up for anything the will get their adrenaline high. Very artistic and technology obsessed. Mostly always the one in the group to have a calm head during catastrophic times and the clever one to get people out of trouble but always seems to be the one in trouble half the time. Daring, Eccentric, Caring, Emotional, Brutal, Sagacious, and always humorous. Loves making people laugh.
Him: "Ajalon's...The most outrageous human beings you'll ever meet!"

Her: "Aw...why thank you!" (:
Ajalon by G.L.A.P. February 6, 2010
A complete moron. He'll babble about things like he really knows what he's talking about. This dude should be avoided at all cost or else he'll bore you to death. One way of avoiding this kind of doom is to bash him in the face with a hammer.
Dude, he's here. Get the hammer, quick! It's Aijalon!
Aijalon by wtfuuuuuuuuck March 2, 2011

Aljalene 

Aljalene is a beautiful girl that looks great in both girly and boyish outfits. She needs glasses or contact lenses due to her poor vision. She is a happy person who fits in between introvert and extrovert. When Aljalene sees a pretty girl, she becomes a little gay. She is also a ride-or-die friend and a kpop fan. She is beautiful both on the inside and out.
Aljalene is very pretty :)
Aljalene by Jumbo hotdog May 11, 2022
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