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Aijalon
A complete moron. He'll babble about things like he really knows what he's talking about. This dude should be avoided at all cost or else he'll bore you to death. One way of avoiding this kind of doom is to bash him in the face with a hammer.
Aijalon by wtfuuuuuuuuck March 2, 2011
Ajalon
A very unique way to spell the name, automatically making them "out of the norm", very random and mostly yelling half the time but out of hyperness not anger. Adventurous and always up for anything the will get their adrenaline high. Very artistic and technology obsessed. Mostly always the one in the group to have a calm head during catastrophic times and the clever one to get people out of trouble but always seems to be the one in trouble half the time. Daring, Eccentric, Caring, Emotional, Brutal, Sagacious, and always humorous. Loves making people laugh.
aljalon
Aljalon, has gone through a lot in life In general but they still stand strong even if they don’t want too, they’re funny and interesting, they’re friend and family oriented, they can bullshit like a mfker could be a great public speaker
Maybe a bit manipulative but they often come from good intentions. Brings a wave of energy to a room that cannot be ignored, the friend you would need if you wanna jump off the walls with. Or if you want to obnoxiously talk about things
He is also nice and kind
Maybe a bit manipulative but they often come from good intentions. Brings a wave of energy to a room that cannot be ignored, the friend you would need if you wanna jump off the walls with. Or if you want to obnoxiously talk about things
He is also nice and kind
aljalon by Uwuuwuwuwuw March 1, 2022
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