alienzar

Is a non-human that is very cool,and smart and is also a russian ruler

I herd that there is an alienzar in russia,that has an iQ of 120

by peanut guy February 25, 2010

Alienware

A company who makes excellent computer that break.
And when they break, they stay broken.

Customer: "Ahem i have a problem with..."
Alienware Tech Support "FUCK YOU!"
* Hangs Up *

by sulpherdragon May 14, 2008

Alienware

Overpriced computers that anyone with more sense than money could build for at least half the price, and probably with better components.

Bob: Hey, I just got an i7 Alienware, only cost me $5000.
Alice: lol, I got the same rig and only paid $2000.
Bob: :(

by zanmato337 May 15, 2011

Alienware

An overpriced bran of computers. They sell you stuff for 5 grand that you could buy yourself and put together for maybe 1 grand. They put in great graphics cards, but end up having maybe a 300W power supply so it ends up dying. The only use for an Alienware computer is getting a graphics card that's out of stock everywhere.

Because of the 300W power supply, Bobs Alienware died a few days after his purchase.

by My name is Tim September 3, 2012

Alienware

Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.

"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"

"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."

by Bryce November 22, 2003

alienmart

an app and online marketplace where you can sell products and services such as cars, cellphones, houses and other legal products and services from your home

Friend: "Hey dude did you buy something from the app of Alienmart?"
Me: "Yeah dude, everything went fine and i got my package without any problem"

by alienmart lover June 23, 2022

Alienware

Piece of shit computer, advertised as 'The Ultimate Gaming Machine'. Turns out that after 1 month ( the warrenty period ) the machine will decide to turn off after 10 mins of use due to overheating. I am talking about their laptops. When i say 10 mins of use i dont mean playing the latest game, but simply browsing the f**king internet. It seems im not alone with my experiences. So if you guys want an attractive but oversized hot paper weight buy alienware! If not...... well you know what to do.

I have a alienware computer.

by Absynth March 13, 2009