algore

The matter left in a toilet after the first, and any subsequent, flush. (Also referred to a "two flusher") So named because a politician of a similar sounding name pushed the legislation mandating how much water we can use in our toilets.

After a night of drinking, I laid an algore in the john.

by gsesos August 16, 2008

algore

Al Gore, alloneword, as pronounced by Rush Limbaugh.

bubba: Mah vice-president is an algore.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

algore

(verb) to delay the inevitable by seeking out technicalities; usually for political purposes

The democratic party is algoring the California recall just as they algored the last presidential election and the Texas redistricting.

by Marco Elguape September 16, 2003

algore

Verb, transitive, to algore a result (an election, a court finding, a scientific conclusion, a sporting event):

To refuse to concede a legitimate defeat, by employing teams of attorneys, increasingly-more-fanciful conspiracy theories and lawyerly machinations. Behaving without honor, dividing voters or spectators rather than uniting them, and tainting an opponent's legitimate victory and delaying the opponent's ability to celebrate and take office.

In the February 7, 2010 second round of elections, Yulia Tymoshenko ended up with 3.5% fewer votes than her opponent, Viktor Yanukovych, in an internationally-observed election deemed the cleanest-ever in Ukrainian history, but rather than do the honorable thing and concede, Yulia has algored the results.

by The Epicure February 11, 2010

Algorism

Any computer code that seems to intentionally fuck with something you are doing.

I can't believe he caught that Ace on the river. AGAIN! Fuckin' Algorisms!

by anonymous December 29, 2020

Algorical

Using extended metaphors or visual symbols to allude to environmental degradation.

Those power-point slides of scientific data about global warming were algorical.

by Lexcellence March 5, 2009

algorically

Using your podium to spread panic in order to fill your pockets. ... especially about "scientifically" rehashed and or massaged computer models of tainted weather data.

When Todd sold his third book on the subject, it was clear he was speaking "algorically".

The urban dictionary should define spreading panic about "scientific" computer models of tainted weather data as Algorically speaking.

by Bengali the mage February 7, 2010