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1.) the Animal Liberation Front, a terrorist group supported by PETA, that uses intimidation and illegal activities to liberate animals.

2.) some brown alien guy with a self-titled sitcom back in the day. yup.
ALF tagged my friend's house because she works at the pound.

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What is up with that Alf guy's nose anyway?
by miss.emma July 13, 2005
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Man, she may be 45, but she's got an ALF ass I'd like to fuck!
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At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.
1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"
by gronk December 21, 2004
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An acronym for Animal Liberation Front. They are funded by the so-called 'animal rights group' PETA, and are currently under FBI watch for being a known terrorist organization.
Dude, the ALF just fire-bombed my dad's car dealership and now were homeless!! :(
by mastershake211 March 04, 2006
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Bunch of animal rights facists who do their best to alienate any possible support by being generally horrible to people.
animal liberation fron member: FUCKING STUDENTS, STOP KILLING THE PUPPIES, THEY HAVE SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES
student: i've got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, fuck off
alf member: (reaching for the nurofen): FUCK YOU, I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN AVENGANCE
student: you don't even know...
afl member: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LEARN SO YOU WANT TO KILL CUTE ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SAW IT ON A LEAFLET WITH A CUTE PUPPY...etc

i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with ALF. now, whilst i really can't say i'm for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don't give a shit.
by Student (obviously) September 14, 2006
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alf is the sweetest boy i know the person who wrote that he is a pussy is just jealous of alf's mad lady skills.
Dude your such an alf
by Kirbi Louis February 16, 2005
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When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.
Johnny made an Alf right in the middle of the street last night.
by cccam162 March 14, 2009
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