To perform oral sex on a woman (to eat out her pussy); term is a reference to the 80's sitcom character, Alf, an alien that liked to eat cats.
Bitch, your pussy better be clean, because I don't want to ralph after I alf.
by Esteboner December 12, 2007
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Incredible dresser, snappy attitude, hilarious, and a super hip indie rocker
If only Alf were here to save us....
by zynbios October 30, 2003
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people that like sex in various places around the house (kitchen,floor,bathroom door etc)
Dude, alves do it everywhere' 'Everywhere?' 'Yeahhh this one alve did it in a sink!
by DSQUIGGLE January 02, 2011
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Slang term used in Kingston-Upon-Hull, Yorkshire, England

In 'Ull the H is often droped from the start of many words...why???i dont know...ask an English teacher...thats teached in Hull
alf past nine
alf a pint please mate.
alf full or alf empty...its stil alf a pint
by Zepth August 19, 2004
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the animal liberation front
a group of radical animal lovers
considered terrorist by the FBI and the Scotland yard. just as bad as elf
all the crazy ass alf memebers should be castrated and then shipped to mars
by bmk December 03, 2003
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