To put some sunglasses on your penis to do an Alf immitation.
Last night Jeremy won the Alf contest because of his big and hairy dick.
by TiLex February 26, 2009
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Acronym for Animal Liberation Front. Animal Rights organization that values all living creatures equally. The ALF carries out direct action (illegal action) against animal abuse by rescuing animals in danger and causing financial loss to animal exploiters. It is a nonviolent campaign, activists taking all precautions not to harm any animal (human or otherwise).
Three members of ALF destroyed a vivesection lab and rescued the beagle pups.
by Samy I July 01, 2005
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Animal Liberation Front. An unorganized group of persons who liberate animals from oppresion and bring economic destruction to the machines that inflict harm on animals. ALF "members" harm no animal, human or non-human.
25 beagle puppies were liberated by the Animal Liberation Front. The beagles were being held captive at a vivisection lab in East Millstone, NJ.
by TimboJTool July 14, 2003
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The Animal Liberation Front. Another Animal Activist and Vegan Group supported by Peta.
by Obsessive_GC_Freak July 31, 2005
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An animal liberation group that most people hate. Some ignorant people havn't come to realise that breaking the law is the only way to freedom. Most of you say that they are "terrorists". They are nothing even close. If breaking the law for freedom no matter of species, race, or gender is wrong, then why is it that we fight wars? We are killing people aren't we? That is against the law last time I checked. I was ok for the black panther party (a group of blacks that used violence to gain freedom), but it's not okay for the ALF to use violence for the freedom of animals? What makes humans think they are superior to other species anyways? I mean if we are so "superior" than can you please explain to me why we fuck things up so bad? War, Animal Cruelty, Pollution, etc. I could go on for pages. If we have the largest brains (which I never hear the end of) then why are we the most ignorant. As for PETA. Give them a break. Sure, they make some mistakes. But who doesn't. Oh and btw I really don't give a shit if you rate this 'thumbs down'. It just proves how many of you are ignorant.
ALF: (free's animals)

Ignorant person: You guys are terrorists and aren't helping at all!

ALF: Tell that to the racoon I just freed.
by Jeffrop6691 March 18, 2007
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To be sexist, racist, anti-semetic, sectarianist, ageist and every other adjective used to describe some form of discrimination.

All of these adjectives are contained within this word, no fewer.

Name derived from the 1980s/90s extra-terrestrial sitcom character.

Commonly used as an insult.
Person 1: Have you noticed how discriminatory Stephen has been towards everyone lately?
Person 2: Yeah. Let's call him Alf.
by proudimagineer October 08, 2011
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Insulfuation of powdered vitamins, narcotics or supplements in the urethea, with the intent of higher levels of effectiveness.
I'm gonna Alf some cocaine off the some titties tonight.
by mollymull February 20, 2015
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