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Alfabet Adroit 

Joy Mpendulo Kholoane (aka Alfabet Adroit) From Johannesburg, South Africa is a Musical Artist & Songwriter who plays around different Genres often incorporating Rap, Trap soul, Pop, Metal Trap and R&B. He believes his sound and writing skill is what the world needs to heal, have fun and move forward as a human race. Alfabet Adroit says his on a road to discovering his own sound which will have an impact on a lot of people. "I'm on a musical journey" he said.
Alfabet Adroit; Joy is Good with his words.
Alfabet Adroit by Alfabet Adroit February 12, 2023

Alfabety spaghetti 

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.
Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti

alfabetophile 

A person interested in the study, analysis and comparison of alphabets.

They're interested in learning all the alphabets in order to read and pronounce every one of them.

The root "alfabeto" is a homage to Esperanto, a conlang (constructed language) intended to unite the globe under one language.

Pronounced as ˌalfɐbetoˈfil, or "alfabetofil".
- Are you a linguist?

+ No, to be honest I'm more of an alfabetophile due to my enthusiasm specially for alphabets.
alfabetophile by k-oza May 13, 2024
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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