My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay

Alexsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

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alexsel • Alexsexual • alexcellentone • alexsea • Alexelcapo • Alexiel • Alexielle • Alexsalamander • alexsalovesyou • Alexsei

Alexelcapo

Sexiest guy in Twitch. Pipo's father.

Braguitas fan OwO

Do yknow the legend of pipo. Alexelcapo references intensifies

Alexelcapo by gedEwE May 15, 2019

Alexsexual

Bust NFL quarterback Alex Smith's nuthuggers that come up with countless Alexcuses to "prove" that its everyone else's fault but his for being an utter failure.

There are a ton of Alexsexuals making Alexcuses on the 49ers.com message board.

Alexsexual by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009

Alexsei

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't know it, vert smart but does know it and could lead 3,000 perfect strangers.

follower: Hey Alexsei what type of music do you like?
Alexsei: alt. rock
follower: Yeah... yeah me too! :)

Alexsei by jackwhite111 December 23, 2012

Alexcellentone

She is an amazing person and is op at every game she plays she clutches 1v4s on rainbow and is a fucking survivor on dbd

Person1: have you heard of alexcellentone?
Person2: yeah! She is the number 1 gamer girl😎

Alexcellentone by Claw is op February 23, 2020

alexsexual

when you’re attracted to people named alex, male or female. this could be alexandra, alexandria, or alexander. other variants include aleksandra and aleksander.

“Maybe you’re alexsexual.”
“What does that mean?”
“Only people named ‘alex’ can make you nut.”

alexsexual by bubblebuttcherry May 16, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026