alex law

ditching your friends for a girl

oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys

alex law by yiptrollman April 27, 2016

Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.

Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate

Alex Law by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019

alex law

the alex law was put in place after years of abuse by the friend christa, it states that whatever actions are pressed agianst himself the same will be inflicted upon the accuser

Christa bites alexes nippes
alex will then precede and bite her nipple in responce to the alagory put in place by her actions
she will then precede to say why
and in responce alex law will be put in place

alex law by Alex Harrison December 3, 2006

Alex's Law 

Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.

Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.

Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.

Alex's Law by lupe3456 May 20, 2008

Alex's Law 

On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)

Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.

In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."

Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...

*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.

Fugitives include:

All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.

Alex's Law by ktownrider July 25, 2011

alex lawther 

A British actor who stars in Netflix’s hit tv show, “The End of the F***ing World,” and an episode of “Black Mirror.” He is such a great actor and such a sweetheart, he deserves happiness and everything that the world has to offer :)

Alex Lawther is such a beam of sunshine :)

alex lawther by Clarissaskata January 30, 2018

alex lawther 

Alex Lawther is a young and upcoming actor, he has been in ‘The immitation game’, ‘The end of the f***ing world’, ‘Departure’ and others.

Person 1: “Hey, did you see the new Netflix show ‘The End Of the Fu***ing World?”

Person 2: “No, but isn’t Alex Lawther in that? I love him!”

Person 1: “Yeah! Me too!”

alex lawther by Ihatemyselfsomuch May 1, 2018