On September 23, 1994
Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point,
may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park,
water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)
Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at
people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.
In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of
Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18
may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they
may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."
Any violation of this law in the state of
Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go
straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...