alewife 

the first track of clairo's album immunity..

me: bruh have you heard alewife on immunity
other: yes its so good
me: yes i agree

alewife by bellantonn December 15, 2020

alewife 

track 1 on clairo's album: immunity

me: have you heard alewife yet??
them: yes
me: i love it
them: me too (but to be fairly honest; feel something is better)
me: ok shut up

alewife by bellantonn December 15, 2020

Alewine 

kickass last name made of 2 alcoholic beverages

ale and wine....ain't you glad my daddy didn't call me Brandy Sherry Alewine?¿

--well he did :)

Alewine by the last alewine October 16, 2008

Altwifey 

1.) A side chick (or side hoe)

2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.

3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.

1.) Yo, Chrissy is going to be out of town this weekend. I can't WAIT to call my altwifey for a booty call.

2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.

3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?

Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!

4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.

Altwifey by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023