alewife
alewife by bellantonn December 15, 2020
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Altwifey
1.) A side chick (or side hoe)
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
1.) Yo, Chrissy is going to be out of town this weekend. I can't WAIT to call my altwifey for a booty call.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
Altwifey by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026