alewife
alewife by bellantonn December 15, 2020
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alewife
me: have you heard alewife yet??
them: yes
me: i love it
them: me too (but to be fairly honest; feel something is better)
me: ok shut up
them: yes
me: i love it
them: me too (but to be fairly honest; feel something is better)
me: ok shut up
alewife by bellantonn December 15, 2020
Alewine
Alewine by the last alewine October 16, 2008
Altwifey
1.) A side chick (or side hoe)
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
1.) Yo, Chrissy is going to be out of town this weekend. I can't WAIT to call my altwifey for a booty call.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
Altwifey by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023
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