1. Did you hear how Vaughn got arrested? Turned out he was into an altworldly lifestyle.
2. I used to think Jacob was a respectable dude, until I learned he was into altworldly things. I can't support ANYBODY who's into little kids.
2. I used to think Jacob was a respectable dude, until I learned he was into altworldly things. I can't support ANYBODY who's into little kids.
by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023
Get the Altworldlymug. 1.) A side chick (or side hoe)
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.
3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.
1.) Yo, Chrissy is going to be out of town this weekend. I can't WAIT to call my altwifey for a booty call.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.
3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?
Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!
4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.
by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023
Get the Altwifeymug.