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aleazu is a sexy big breast goddess, if you ever meet a aleazu you in for a good friendship, aleazus have autism and will sing to their hearts content. if you ever get bleeding ears its okay thats normal.
aleazu is also a online cult called "aleazuism" if you follow aleazuism you're already friends of aleazu.
"i want to #### aleazu" "aleazu made my ears bleed yesterday"
aleazu by DeadGirlWalking006 June 7, 2023
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aleagueist 

it's like "Atheist" but just that "Aleagueist" means someone who does not support any soccer leagues
"Aleagueist" is similar to "Atheist". "A" in greek means 'no' "ist" refers to the people who practise it so "Aleagueist" directly translated means "people who practise having no leagues" but if properly translated it would be "people who do not support any soccer leagues"
I am a boring person! I am an Aleagueist!
aleagueist by wrskft January 2, 2009
A leng male with a long 9 inch penis. His penis will most probably end up deep inside your girlfriends mouth. He also pulls many girls because of his stunningly beautiful dimples.
Make sure an aleazar doesn’t end up having his dick in Briana’s mouth again
Aleazar by Bob harz October 13, 2019
She is very very pretty and kind. She will make your day better if your having a bad day. She is smart and tall. But strong and kind. She is like a flower.
Hey your quite an Aleazeah🥰🥰🥰.
Aleazeah by The frender September 7, 2021

Premature aleakulation 

It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.
Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…
Girl! He is the most sensitive and sweetest person you'll ever meet. Alazuan is sarcastic, yet funny as hell. Sometimes you wont even be able to tell if he is serious or not. Also Alazuan Is Huge. Whale like. BUT as stated before he is everrrryyyything. Literally. Just don't have any food around him.
Girl look at the alazuan over there. Her name is actually becky but she fits it.
alazuan by PossumDeHIPPO March 13, 2017
Aleazia's(Alize) are special people and fun to be around, pretty ,funny, sensitive and is thick , however they can get very very aggressive and mean sometimes but it’s just tough love , they are really fun to hang with and also good at keeping secrets … you have to get to know Aleazia's because the way that they are in public is not how they really are when they open up and let you get to know them .. you wouldn’t believe what they went through or go through they are really strong people … what I’m trying to tell you is keep them close to you y’all may become bestfriends.
Aleazia is a different spelling for the alcohol Alize they can be an asshole, tough loving and fun to hang with.
aleazia by aleazia November 21, 2021
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