aldean 

Noun; filthy-minded, confidant with Package Handling & adequate with conversation manipulation. Sarcastic, domestic comedian with a sick twist. He can Boost the halo off an angel- quick with his craft, Sam's Choice got that shrunken invoice. Fearless when Unleashed, Capice?

aldean is the real life motherfuckin Dennis the MENACE

aldean by idontcare$ December 20, 2016

Jason Aldean 

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."

Jason Aldean by ThePointe March 17, 2008

Jason Aldean Cake 

Face Sex. Actual Sex of the face.

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes

Jason Aldean Cake by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

Aldana 

A name for a female.

Aldana is a sweet girl, hilarious, gorgeous, and amazing. No matter how many times she may piss you off, You can't help but love her.

Loves movies, Italian guys, and hanging with her numerous friends.

Girl: Hey, who's your friend?

Other girl: That's Aldana.

Girl: Oh! I know her, she's pretty friggin' awesome.

Aldana by NyanCatLover June 20, 2011