Noun; filthy-minded, confidant with Package Handling & adequate with conversation manipulation. Sarcastic, domestic comedian with a sick twist. He can Boost the halo off an angel- quick with his craft, Sam's Choice got that shrunken invoice. Fearless when Unleashed, Capice?
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by idontcare$ December 20, 2016
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Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.
Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.
Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.
Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.
Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."
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Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020
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Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
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Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
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Aldana is a sweet girl, hilarious, gorgeous, and amazing. No matter how many times she may piss you off, You can't help but love her.
Loves movies, Italian guys, and hanging with her numerous friends.
Aldana is a sweet girl, hilarious, gorgeous, and amazing. No matter how many times she may piss you off, You can't help but love her.
Loves movies, Italian guys, and hanging with her numerous friends.
Girl: Hey, who's your friend?
Other girl: That's Aldana.
Girl: Oh! I know her, she's pretty friggin' awesome.
Other girl: That's Aldana.
Girl: Oh! I know her, she's pretty friggin' awesome.
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