alctol

Alcohol tolerance. How much one can drink before they are visibly intoxicated.

Alila has a way higher alctol than Bill

by Quill_bin May 19, 2018

Alchol

Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.

Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person

by C Z January 19, 2020

AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.

John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado

by JustJayne September 11, 2010

alcolol

Funny or embarrassing circumstances that arise from the consumption of alcohol

M: "Did you hear about J last night?"

E: "No, what happened?"

M: "She was so wasted she followed K around all night trying to score him"

E: "Alcolol!"

by spinme January 11, 2008

alcolades

Alcohol-based reward for doing something noteworthy. A fusion of "alcohol" and "accolades".

Steve is at best a 3, but he somehow managed to bag a 9. He definitely deserves some ALCOLADES for that!

by zombieman March 25, 2013

alcolapse

a temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgment brought on by drinking alcohol and becoming drunk.

"I don't remember cussing my ex out. Must have been an alcolapse."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015

Alcologic

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded

Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots

by DiamondDouche July 12, 2023