Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.
Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night Person 2: you mean alcohol Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person
An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.
As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.
Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.
Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.
John: She love's da vino!!!
coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado
The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded
Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots