An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially
men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco
now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-
fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?
In the past, every-time they try to
help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like
succubus, demon...
evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their
men.
The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.
“Hey Mary, weren’t you and
Tom a thing? What happened?”
“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”
“That sucks, I told you she was a
succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next
abortion.”
