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Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...

Alaskan spear fishing 

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!

Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.
I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.
I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026