slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third worldcountry that lacks Culture.
The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half nakedchildren running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.
the act of tying your cousin to a street lamp then running at them from the other side of the street while hopping and playing the trombone, which is prelubed with their snot, and when you reach the street lamp shoving the trombone down their throat and while it’s still in their mouth filling their anal cavity with various objects, most commonly leaves. you then spin them around the pole and, if done correctly, the leaves will start firing out of the anal cavity and into your mouth.
Me and my cousinMark performed an Alabamastreethopbebopleaftrotcousinsnottornado at the family talent show.