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aktard
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
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aktard
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
Akta
Who is Akta?
Akta is an effervescent manifestation of the mer-folk who has graced us with her presence bringing happiness upon all the casinos in the land.
Akta is an effervescent manifestation of the mer-folk who has graced us with her presence bringing happiness upon all the casinos in the land.
Akta by BlacknYellow January 2, 2012
Aktan
A gentle soul with creativity to it. The perfect cuddle buddy. Could be your angel or could be your demon. Moody, melancholic and a bit of goth at heart with the cutest smile. Radiates calm and good vibe.
Aktan by deadpoetsclub November 21, 2021
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