akeaf

a fucking weirdo . he loves using dildos to stick up his ass. he calls people cat names like “snickers” or “tootsie roll” and then jacks off to the thoughts of his gyals during late night haram thotty hours

wow that creepy man is such an.... akeaf

by sreyasmanigundan May 30, 2018

Mikael Akerfeldt

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008

Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008

Akeef

Akeef is a boss. He knows what to say, what to do, everything. Nothing goes on without him knowing about it. Everyone likes Akeef but everyone is also low-key scared of him because they know that he will disgrace them if needed.

Akeef is a bossman.

by Ugybender February 23, 2021

areaform

The process of transforming the planet Mars, particularly with the goal of human habitability.

"The Expanse" (a T.V. show) demonstrates efforts to areaform the planet. By the late 22nd or 23rd centuries, Mars might be areaformed enough to allow comfortable living conditions for the human species (though continued areaforming would probably be desired).

by danachos January 4, 2022

Akeallis

Those only allowed to bare this name must be born on may 4th, he who bares this name will have the same fate as Achilles the mighty hero of Greeks.

Oh Akeallis we ask for your help for we have lost half of our crop do to the storm

by Goofballbacon65 November 16, 2020

Akeakamai

Akeakamai is that person to be a athlete a well brought up sheltered boy he is usually very sociable can make friends easily he's often surround by friends he can be very innocent but has a sweet side too when he has a dream he will try to achieve it no matter what others say even when the dreams are Impossible they think that they can achieve anything they set their mind too

Guy 1: who is that running on the football field

Guy 2: oh that's a Akeakamai

by The lonly one February 5, 2022