The act of farting in a very
small crouded room with lots of
people which all have stopped
talking and they all glare at you.
"Ewww! that
guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major
dumbass".
Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.
Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.
Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.