Everquest Dark Elf necromancer, nondiscriminatory in his sexual preferences. Penchant for verbal abuse, obscene jokes, and sexual innuendo. Often found Feigned in a corner when things go horribly wrong.
Being able to offend Akrites is like the Devil telling "Dude, that's just wrong"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.