An airfair is a sexual relationship, romantic friendship, or passionate attachment between two people who met during a flight without the attached person's significant other knowing.
Farts the are made by trapping air in your anus. Accomplish this by relaxing your anus muscles, usaully in a bent over position, thus allowing AIR to enter your butt. Then closing your anus, and letting it rip whenever you desire to.
If you wanna fart but dont have the gases inside you to do so, justpractice airfarts
This happens often in remote areas austrailia, whereby there is very violent warfare between aborigines= aborigine warfare, and involves the use of weapons such as; sticks and mud bombs and pea shooters.
An Airfairer, refers to someone trying to intervene by making weird noises (e.g using a vuvuzela or home made instruments)
I heard there's a crazy Airfare going on outside melbourne, it's friggin mental, aborigine drive-bys and shootings.
Rolf Harris is such a pain in the ass Airfairer, using didereedoos to stop drive-bys, why rolf?
The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.