Farts the are made by trapping air in your anus. Accomplish this by relaxing your anus muscles, usaully in a bent over position, thus allowing AIR to enter your butt. Then closing your anus, and letting it rip whenever you desire to.
If you wanna fart but dont have the gases inside you to do so, just practice airfarts
This happens often in remote areas austrailia, whereby there is very violent warfare between aborigines= aborigine warfare, and involves the use of weapons such as; sticks and mud bombs and pea shooters.
An Airfairer, refers to someone trying to intervene by making weird noises (e.g using a vuvuzela or home made instruments)
I heard there's a crazy Airfare going on outside melbourne, it's friggin mental, aborigine drive-bys and shootings.
Rolf Harris is such a pain in the ass Airfairer, using didereedoos to stop drive-bys, why rolf?
The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting goexplosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.