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bastardization of the czech word ahoj (prounounced ahoy) which means hi...ahodge would be a redneck pronounciation of ahoj
ahodge motherfucker, i'll take a pearl in the bottle.
ahodge by Bullfuctidy October 10, 2007
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Literally, “stupid hair” in japanese. A single (usually short and fat) lock of hair that sticks out of an anime character’s head. The character is usually stupid in some way, but there are enough exceptions that this isn’t a rule. Example characters include Himeko and Me-tan. To be differentiated from antenna hair, which is two or more thin locks of hair as opposed to only one.
Rebecca grabs a hold of Himeko's ahoge and pulls it out.
ahoge by tleek October 30, 2006
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Aaron Rodgers. The greatest QB in the NFL. Known for lighting up opposing secondaries like a left-handed cigarette. Also known for fucking hot sports reporters and Hollywood starlets.
Guy 1-Dude did you see ARodge pass all over the Steelers in the Super Bowl.

Guy 2- Yeah bro, then I heard after the game he went and fucked Erin Andrews, Mila Kunis, and Jessica Szohr. At the same time.

Guy 1- Yeah dude, ARodge
ARodge by GD Republican March 15, 2011
chickenhead, a person who gives massive fellatio, like a hodge.
a hodge by yamotha' December 25, 2008
Is girl or boy that Always loves someone
She is Always a ahodere
Ahodere by 459395 March 6, 2022

_.william_aftons_ahoge._

A amazing tiktoker who is obsessed with william afton
_.william_aftons_ahoge._ is a great tiktoker I love her so much!

_.william_aftons_ahoge._

Lil Willy’s stick hair lol cool person btw yea
_.william_aftons_ahoge._ is cracked at fortnite FR FR!
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